Salem Political Snark

Let's imagine President Hillary Clinton acting like Trump

I realize that almost everybody is biased toward the members of their own political "tribe."

For sure, I am. I readily admit that I'm more willing to overlook transgressions of fellow Democrat politicians than Republican politicians.

But I deeply doubt that most Democrats would put up with all the crap that Donald Trump has done as president and post-president. At least, nowhere near to the extent that Republicans still bow down at the Altar of Trump.

If you're a Republican who disagrees with that assessment, here's a thought experiment for you to consider. Imagine this alternative reality...

In November 2016 Hillary Clinton confirmed what most pollsters predicted: she defeated Donald Trump and was elected president of the United States.

Right away, though, rough spots started to appear on her presidential image. Clinton claimed that the crowd at her inauguration was much vaster than it actually was. But her supporters brushed that mistake off, saying Clinton was just being Clinton.

Things got worse, much worse. Fact checkers documented how many lies Clinton was spreading. The Washington Post reported 30,573 false or misleading claims in four years, an average of more than 20.9 per day.

No problem for most Democrats. They excused Clinton's falsehoods, being much more concerned about her appointing three justices to the Supreme Court, assuring a liberal majority for decades to come. 

Sure, there were lots of scandals in the Clinton administration. She appointed people to cabinet positions who were loyal to her, not because they had the experience and temperament needed to do their job.

But again, Clinton's Democratic base loved how she used the levers of government to increase taxes on the wealthy, combat global warming, assure equal rights for minorities, impose more regulations on corporations, and fulfill other aspects of liberal wish lists.

Nearing the end of her first term, Clinton was impeached by the Republican-controlled House of Representatives because she tried to get political dirt on a GOP presidential contender by withholding aid from a foreign country that supposedly could provide evidence of a scandal involving the contender's son.

She was easily acquitted by the Democrat-controlled Senate. Clinton viewed this vindication as a green light to do whatever she wanted in the run-up to the 2020 presidential election, including using the White House as a prop for campaign events.

Sure, that was against the rules. Clinton, though, endorsed the adage, "It isn't a crime if the president does it." 

Clinton mismanaged the Covid crisis when it hit the United States. That led to hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths, according to experts. However, neither Clinton nor her supporters cared about what experts said, nor what the mainstream media said. 

Power was what mattered to Clinton, not rules, nor ethics, nor going along with how things always had been done. 

It turned out, though, that American voters were tried of all the drama of the Clinton years. Her constant lying and grandstanding was wearing people out. So in November 2020 she lost to her Republican challenger.

Or so the headlines said.

Clinton refused to accept the outcome of the election. She filed 60 frivolous lawsuits claiming election fraud, even though there was no evidence of any widespread fraud. Even after losing all but one of the suits, Clinton kept on loudly asserting that she had won the election.

A mob of her Democratic supporters stormed the nation's capitol on January 6, beating police officers and looking for politicians they could harm, so great was their anger at the election supposedly being stolen from Clinton, and so strong was their belief that Clinton was correct in asserting massive voter fraud.

That led to Clinton being impeached a second time. And being acquitted by the Senate a second time. 

President Clinton did leave the White House for her home in New York. But in a final defiant gesture, Clinton took many boxes of government documents with her, including top secret documents. When the FBI demanded their return, it took a subpoena for that to happen.

Turns out, though, that even though Clinton's lawyer swore that all classified documents had been returned to the government, a search of her property under a warrant signed by a federal judge turned up eleven more boxes of documents, some of them highly secret.

Per usual, Clinton lied her way through this post-presidential scandal. At first she claimed that the FBI had planted incriminating documents during their search.

Then a variety of other excuses were put forward, including that Clinton was so sure she was going to stay in office, she didn't start packing until a few days before she had to leave the White House and got the classified documents mixed up with other stuff.

Again, all this was no problem for most Democratic politicians and her supporters. They're eager for her to run for president again in 2024 so she and her fellow Democrats can punish Republicans for causing her so much grief during her first term as president.

If you're not OK with this alternative reality, Republicans, how is it that most of you are absolutely fine with Trump doing the same things?

Tom Andersen will be missed as a Salem city councilor

Councilor Tom Andersen has resigned from the Salem City Council to focus on his campaign for Oregon House District 19 state representative. 

He'll be missed. 

Andersen was the most unforgettable councilor, in my decidedly personal opinion. I'm not great at remembering how I met people (other than my wife, I hasten to add), but I have no problem recalling what I'm pretty sure was my first face-to-face with Andersen.

It was at a Salem City Club meeting. Someone introduced us. I was instantly taken by Andersen's intensity. His eyes were unusually alive when he spoke to me. He struck me as kind of crazy, in a good way.

Meaning, Tom Andersen was comfortable in his own skin. I'm kind of reticent. Tom surely isn't. Once in a while I'd run into him at LifeSource Natural Foods. I'd hear a booming voice in the parking lot say, "Hey Brian...", followed by whatever was on his mind at the moment.

He was the perfect guy to kick off the renaissance of progressives on the City Council. Andersen's force of personality was instrumental in leading liberals from council irrelevance to their current 7-2 majority. 

In March 2014 I attended a house party for his initial candidacy. I titled the blog post I wrote about the party, "Tom Andersen would be a great Salem City Councilor." Good prediction. 

In February 2019 I wrote a blog post about a talk Andersen gave to a Progressive Salem audience at the Marco Polo restaurant (photo above), calling it "Tom Andersen: progressivism is alive and well in Salem."

True, in no small part due to him. Some excerpts:

He was the lone Progressive Salem-backed councilor when elected in 2014. As he put it, "organized people beat organized money." That formula has been successful ever since, with progressives now being a 6-3 majority on the City Council following the election of Cara Kaser, Sally Cook, Matt Ausec, Chris Hoy, and Jackie Leung. 

What a difference five years makes. Elections matter.

Running unopposed for re-election in 2018, Andersen joked that he was disappointed to only get 99% of the vote. Someone did write in the name of his wife, Jessica Maxwell. It could have been Andersen himself, though.

...Here's some other accomplishments during Andersen's first term as a councilor that he mentioned in his talk today.

-- Salem is officially an "Inclusive City."
-- Supported DACA and Dreamers.
-- Opposed the Trump administration's border plan and Measure 105.
-- Voted to develop an Environmental Action Plan for Salem.
-- Defeated a sit/lie ordinance.
-- Said no to the Salem River Crossing project.
-- Established a downtown Congestion Relief Task Force.
-- Banned most plastic bags in grocery stores.
-- Increased system development charges to pay for new parks and traffic improvements.

I didn't agree with Andersen on everything. But then, I don't even agree with myself on everything. Even when I disagreed with a position he took on the City Council, I admired how Andersen would set forth cogent reasons for his point of view.

Hopefully he'll win his House District 19 race and go on to be a great member of the Oregon legislature.

Eight cartoons about FBI raid on Trump's Florida home

I was so happy yesterday when I heard that the FBI had raided Trump's Mar-a-Lago home in search of classified documents that the worst president in our nation's history had carted off illegally.

Word is that the FBI agents left with about a dozen boxes, which follows on the fifteen boxes that were sent back to the National Archives earlier. 

Since a federal search warrant can't be issued without a judge affirming that there is probable cause that a crime has been committed, and that evidence of the crime could be destroyed without the warrant, it sure seems like Trump could be in serious legal trouble.

Along with all of his other well-deserved legal troubles. 

To keep the anti-Trump smile on my face fresh, today I searched for cartoons about the Mar-a-Lago raid. Here's what I found. A recurring theme is how while president, Trump would rip up documents and flush them down a toilet. There's proof!

Enjoy the cartoons...

The Guardian:


The New Yorker:

Tucson Sentinel:

Charlotte Observer:

Morten Morland:

Christian Adams:

Sacramento Bee:

WUN:

New plan for commercial air service at Salem airport sounds like old failed plans

Here we go again, the Chamber of Commerce and Travel Salem engaging in another round of fantasies about commercial air service returning to the Salem airport.

Salem's Angry Owl isn't impressed. Neither am I.

Having moved to Salem in 1977, back then there really were airlines flying out of the Salem airport to places people actually wanted to go. Can't remember exactly what they were, but I recall there were frequent flights to the San Francisco and Los Angeles areas, and probably other locations.

Now a Salem Reporter story paints a decidedly less rosy picture of where it might be possible to fly.

Avelo Airlines, a budget carrier based in Houston, Texas, was one of the airlines signing in support of the grant. Paskell said they’ve expressed interest in offering two passenger flights weekly to either Burbank, California — in the Los Angeles area —  or Las Vegas, then growing to offer flights to both destinations.

...In addition to Avelo, Aha!, another budget airline, has also expressed interest in serving Salem with two weekly flights to Reno.

Wow. I'm underwhelmed.

A possibility of two flights weekly to either Burbank or Las Vegas, plus two weekly flights to Reno. All that for a mere $4 million to $12 million in terminal renovations, money that the City of Salem doesn't have.

Like Lucy and the football, periodically there's another effort to have commercial air service return to Salem, which gets some people excited, then the whole scheme collapses like Charlie Brown falling on his butt when Lucy snatches the ball away as he's trying to kick it.

The B.S. already is starting to spew from backers of this new dumb idea. 

The Salem Reporter story quotes Angie Onyewuchi, CEO of Travel Salem, as claiming commercial air service will result in a carbon footprint reduction. That's absurd. Traveling by air is, mile for mile, the most damaging way to travel for the climate. We need to discourage air travel, not encourage it.

Bizarrely, Onyewuchi also says “This critical grant funding moves us closer to launching our first flights and provides a direct connection between Oregon’s spectacular wine country and the world.”

No, it doesn't.

Unless by "the world" she means Burbank, Las Vegas, and Reno, because those are the only direct connections planned from the Salem airport. I suppose with enough extra connections from those places you could get anywhere in the world.

Or you could simply drive to the Portland International Airport and do that much more easily.

Sadly, a majority of the Salem City Council appears to have bought into the hype surrounding this newest commercial air service scheme. When it fails, as it likely will, only Councilor Tom Andersen is going to come off looking wise.

Dissenting from his colleagues, Councilor Tom Andersen questioned the business sense of the effort, and expressed skepticism that the effort would reduce carbon emissions.

South Salem Office Depot kicks out farm stand and food trucks

Office Depot acted like a corporate jerk when it kicked out a farm stand and two food carts from their vast and mostly empty south Salem parking lot.

A Statesman Journal story, "Where did the food carts at the South Salem Office Depot parking lot go?," describes the bullshit reason for this decidedly unneighborly act of corporate asshole'ness.

The departure was fueled by an order from Office Depot's corporate office claiming the food trucks and stands were taking up too many parking spots, food cart owners said. This left staff of the South Salem location, who confirmed the move, to force Don Chuy's Tacos, Cary's Bakeshop and Nanneman Farms Fruit Stand off the property.

Today around 2 pm I took some photos of the Office Depot parking lot, which supposedly is so jammed to overflowing that there's absolutely no room for the farm stand and food trucks.

That's a big fat corporate lie.

The shady side of the parking lot where the fruit stand used to be had one car in it, with just a few cars nearby.

I recall that the food trucks used to be on the other side of the Office Depot parking lot. It was completely empty.

The middle of the parking lot did have some cars in it. But even here, there were plenty of empty spaces.

And on the side of the building, there's a huge parking area that had precisely zero vehicles in it. 

So a lack of spots for parking definitely wasn't the reason Office Depot kicked out the farm stand and food trucks. 

That leaves me to speculate that the Office Depot corporate office just wanted to be mean.

OK. Now I want to buy my office supplies from anywhere other than the South Salem Office Depot. Amazon. Fred Meyer. A store in Outer Mongolia. 

Since Office Depot wants its parking lot as empty as possible, I'm glad to oblige by not having my car take up one of the spaces. If the farm stand and food trucks return, so will I.

Kansas votes for abortion rights. Good news for Democrats.

Being an avid Democrat, I needed this. A big win for abortion rights in Kansas today. Yes, Kansas. A decidedly red state. 

A Washington Post headline buoyed my liberal spirits.

Political prognosticators were saying the vote in Kansas would be close. Actually, it wasn't. 

This bodes well for Democrats in the November midterms.

The Kansas legislature, dominated by Republicans, put this constitutional amendment question on the ballot in what they thought would be a low-turnout primary election, hoping that Kansas voters would sleepwalk their way to approving a change to the state's constitution that would take away a woman's private right to choose an abortion.

But the people of Kansas woke up and smelled the risk to freedom that the constitutional amendment posed. 

Sure, it remains to be seen how big an impact abortion rights will have in the midterms, since abortion won't be a single issue being voted on, as it was in Kansas today. Yet it sure seems that if Democrats play their cards right, they can lead voters to see that electing Republicans means trashing abortion rights.

So things are looking up for Democrats. They've had some successes in Washington D.C. recently.

Passage of a bill to bolster American computer chip manufacturing. Agreement with Joe Manchin on a bill to fight climate change, lower prescription drug prices, and do other good stuff. Killing of the Al Qaeda leader via a drone strike in Afghanistan. 

Polls show that Democrats have a better chance of keeping control of the Senate, thanks to some weak, and very extreme, Republican candidates. The House still seems likely to shift to the GOP, but this isn't guaranteed. 

(Nothing in politics is.)

Up in Washington state, at the moment two Republican House members who voted for Trump's impeachment are leading their Trump-backed opponents. Washington has an open top-two primary, where the two candidates who get the most votes advance to the general election, regardless of party.

Nice to see Jaime Herrera Beutler and Dan Newhouse in the GOP lead. I'd prefer to have a Democrat win in November. Since this is unlikely given the nature of their districts, returning these two non-Trumpist Republicans to Congress is the next best thing.

Another example of Salem police hiding facts from public

This shouldn't come as a surprise, given that so many police departments in the United States act as if they're beyond the law. Which of course is ironic, given that police are supposed to be enforcers of laws.

But there's an unmistakable whiff of arrogance emanating from police officers these days that didn't seem to be nearly as apparent in years gone by. Partly this could be a defensive reaction to recent well-publicized failures of police officers to do their job competently.

Partly this comes with carrying a gun. That makes many people look upon police as if they were ideal human beings, whereas actually they're just normal human beings like everyone else.

Flawed. Prone to mistakes. Mostly trying to do the right thing yet often coming up short.

A few days ago I wrote about how the Salem Police Department was putting roadblocks in the path of journalist Joe Douglass as he tries to learn via a public record request how the department communicated with members of the Proud Boys prior to a May 1, 2021 Second Amendment rally in Riverfront Park.

Now Ardeshir Tabrizian, a journalist at the Salem Reporter, has described how the Salem Police Department has failed to provide a document describing the separation agreement between the department and Steven Bellshaw, who used to be Deputy Chief.

Here's an excerpt from the Salem Reporter story.

A longtime Salem Police Department official left his job in February with no public fanfare and under a separation agreement that has since triggered a state investigation.

Secrecy surrounds the circumstances of the retirement of Deputy Chief Steven Bellshaw after 32 years.

City officials have so far not publicly released the separation agreement – and won’t say what the agreement cost the city, if anything.

More than two weeks have elapsed since Salem Reporter on July 12 requested the city of Salem’s separation agreement with Bellshaw, who retired Feb. 15. 

...The city has provided no indication when or if it would release the separation agreement for public review.

Hopefully the newly hired City Manager for the City of Salem will prod, or order, staff at the Police Department to be much more open with citizens and journalists.

It doesn't look good when any public agency acts all secretive when they get a request for public records. When the agency has the job of law enforcement, it looks even worse.

If the Salem Police Department has nothing to hide, why are they preventing Joe Douglass and the Salem Reporter from getting the information they've asked for?

Joe Douglass pursues how Salem police handled 2021 Proud Boys rally

I give Joe Douglass a lot of credit for how diligently he's sought public records related to how the Salem Police Department handled the May 1, 2021 Second Amendment gun rally in Riverfront Park where the Proud Boys provided "security."

(More accurately, insecurity, since Proud Boys accosted a journalist and other people in the park, demanding that they leave the area, even though the rally had no more of a right to be there than anyone else.)

Since the Proud Boys are a violent hate group that played a big role in the January 6, 2021 insurrection at the nation's capitol, Douglass is doing a public service by seeking information pertaining to communications between the Proud Boys and Salem police officers.

Unfortunately, Douglass has encountered a lot of roadblocks in his public record request, for which he's been charged $866 by the City of Salem. You can read a compelling account of his dogged pursuit of the truth in a post on his Discrepancy Report web site.

Here's an excerpt to whet your appetite for reading the entire post.

“There is a high likelihood and potential of physical violence, criminal acts, or crime damage,” the [Salem Police Department] mobile response team report on the event says. “This group is associated with Proud Boys, 3 Percenters, and Patriot Prayer. In the recent past, they have engaged in unlawful activities with counter groups as well as law enforcement. This group is well-armed and is usually armed at these events.”

Officers named Stevens and Tooze as hosts of the rally. Tooze, the report claims, told Salem Police Department Sergeant Trevor Morrison that he would oversee security, and that around 18 to 20 members of the Proud Boys would act as security personnel.

The governments of Canada and New Zealand have labeled the far-right group the Proud Boys a “terrorist entity” and the Southern Poverty Law Center calls the organization a hate group. Members of the Proud Boys adamantly refute the labels.

During the unpermitted “May Day 2A Rally,” multiple journalists and activists claimed officers gave preferential treatment to the event’s organizers in part by not having a large police presence and allowing armed members of the Proud Boys to remove people from the public park and allegedly assault them.

Anyone who still supports Trump is a democracy-hater

If there was any doubt that Donald Trump is the worst president in American history, the rock-solid findings of the January 6 committee have put that doubt to rest.

I haven't watched all of my recording of tonight's primetime hearing by the committee into Trump's 187 minutes of utter inaction following the insurrection at the nation's capitol. But I listened to about an hour while driving around, and looked at some of the hearing when I returned home.

It's amazing that there's anyone in the United States who still backs Trump.

If any other president had done 1/1000 of the horrible stuff Trump did in his four years in office, and continues to do at the present moment, there's no way that former president would maintain any credibility, much less be seriously considered for a second term.

This shows how true the frog-in-boiling-water analogy is, even if I doubt a frog would truly remain in a pot while the water was heated to 212 degrees.

Bit by bit, day by day, we Americans were exposed to Trump's lies, incompetence, and malevolence so often, in so many ways, it became easy to view Trump as either a buffoon or a crazy uncle who somehow made it into the Oval Office.

But the January 6 committee has revealed that Trump is even worse than that. He's a lying incompetent malevolent crazy buffoon who also is a wanna-be authoritarian. Trump knew he lost the election to Joe Biden. 

Yet Trump worked hard to stay in office illegally, January 6, 2021 being his last gasp at trying to remain president by any means within his power. This is so un-American, so against the ideals of our constitutional democracy, anyone who continues to support Trump is a democracy-hater.

If that sounds harsh because you're someone who likes that Trump appointed three anti-abortion Supreme Court justices, cut taxes on corporations, imposed tariffs on China, or whatever, think about this.

While the nation's capitol was being attacked by an angry armed mob, chanting "Hang Mike Pence!", Trump sat for over three hours in the White House watching Fox News, ignoring the pleas of his deeply conservative staff to issue a statement decrying the violence and telling the mob to go home.

Is this how you want the Commander in Chief to behave? If a foreign power attacks the United States, are you really OK with the president doing nothing because he figures he'll benefit from the attack? And do you believe Trump would have stood up to Putin after Russia invaded Ukraine when Trump wasn't even willing to act against an insurrectionist crowd invading the capitol?

Sadly, most Republicans still back Trump, or at least aren't opposing him. This shows that the Republican Party has lost not only its moral compass, but also its political instincts. There's no longer any upside to supporting Trump.

It might help a candidate win a Republican primary. However, an ever-increasing share of American voters are beyond tired of Trump's attacks on democracy. There's a good chance they'll give Democrats more election wins this November than was being predicted just a few months ago.

My shameful fantasy involving Donald Trump

Hey, I survived the shame of telling my Donald Trump fantasy to a friend today, Jim, during our usual Sunday get-together at the Urban Grange coffeehouse in West Salem.

So I might as well share that not-so-secret aspect of my political self with the much vaster audience who read this Salem Political Snark blog. (I have a liberal interpretation of much vaster.)

I was describing to Jim the current status of my long-running depression about being a progressive Democrat in a time when everything seems to be going wrong for my side of the political spectrum.

Inflation is skyrocketing. Biden's approval rating is plummeting. Joe Manchin is tanking climate change legislation, along with voting rights, women's rights, and any other right that isn't favored by West Virginia voters. Republicans are poised to take control of the House and Senate. Oregon might end up with either an independent or Republican governor. The Supreme Court is acting like an arm of the Republican Party and has more important cases to rule on that will make conservatives ecstatic.

I told Jim that I was thinking of writing a blog post today about all the things that bother me about being a progressive in a country where liberal successes are few and far between.

But then I realized that my malaise could be described in a simpler fashion: I'm not feeling any positive energy from Democrats. The energy that permeated progressive hearts and minds in 2020 when Biden defeated Trump is gone. And it was more a joy that Biden wasn't Trump than any real excitement about Biden.

The last time I was truly enthused about a Democratic national leader was when Obama ran for president in 2008. Then it really did seem that so much progress was possible.

When Clinton ran against Trump in 2016, again it was the fact that Hillary wasn't Donald which was most appealing. And, that she could make history by becoming the nation's first female president. Didn't happen, of course, thanks to her damn email server and some stupid campaign mistakes.

So what I miss is the feeling of being part of a wave of political change that Republicans are surfing on right now.

I want to imbibe the positive energy that comes with having leaders of your political tribe who are enthusiastic about a vision for the future that actually seems possible to achieve with enough work and determination. 

Which gets me to my no-longer-secret shame about my Donald Trump fantasy. Understand: it's just a fantasy. Plus, when I allow the fantasy to enter my mind, it only lingers there for a few seconds. I try it on for size to see how it feels, then I discard it, because I don't like the feeling.

Well, more accurately I enjoy the emotional tone of the fantasy, but not its content. Here it is.

I imagine myself becoming a Trump devotee. I imagine myself embracing Republican positions on abortion, gun control, immigration, taxes, global warming -- the whole agenda that is tilting in the direction of conservatives these days. I no longer drive a Subaru Crosstrek. I drive a giant loud pickup belching diesel fumes with two big American flags whipping in the breeze as I terrorize electric cars.

In short, I imagine the energy and enthusiasm I'd feel if I traded in my progressive values, which are in a bear market currently, for the rising tide of conservatism that has had way more political victories recently, with more successes on the horizon.

Like I said, I enjoy the feeling of being part of a political movement that has the wind at its back with leaders who know how to energize members of that movement. But it only takes a few moments for me to realize that I could never jump ship and become a Republican. 

So I'm stuck with the Democratic Party. Which makes me feel listless at the moment. Hopefully my mood will improve when, as I strongly suspect will happen, some new younger leaders come forward with a lot more energy and vitality than Biden, Schumer, Pelosi, and Co. are able to muster.