If you're looking for humor in all the wrong places -- I sure am -- rejoice!
For the 2022 edition of the highly entertaining Silvertongue Apple-peal has hit the streets of Silverton with a satirical nuclear bomb (tactical warfare variety, to avoid complete devastation of the populace due to excessive funny bone tickling).
Fortunately for those of us who aren't anywhere near a Silverton street, the Apple-peal is available for download on the newsletter's web site. Or by clicking on this ever-so-handy PDF file.
Download Apple-peal 2022
To whet your appetite for the Apple-peal, here's a screenshot of the front page headline story.
Gus Frederick is the creative genius behind this satire, though I didn't see him on the staff directory.
Since Nike co-founder Phil Knight recently gave $2 million to Betsy Johnson in support of her hopefully ill-fated quest to be Governor of Oregon (Tina Kotek is the person to vote for), I hesitate to say about downloading and reading the 2022 Apple-peal, just do it.
But since I just did it, do it.