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March 30, 2020

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When will the "stay at home" be over in Oregon?

"I just wish there was a toilet paper availability forecast so I'd know whether I could modify my "two squares per poop" rationing sometime soon."
Hey, Brother Brian. I hate to bust your chops, (and you know I do ;) but:
Aren't you the one prompting your neighbors of the impending "Big One" (your words) earthquake?
And YOU are out of toilet paper just a few weeks into this crisis????!!!!!
NEWS FLASH for Brain:
When the "Big One" hits, you and your lovely wife Laurel are IN BIG TROUBLE!
Solution:
Buy in bulk. Buy when on sale. Buy when in season.
In other words; Don't buy like a liberal.
Live like YOU are responsible for your life.
Oh and just so you know; we won't be running out of TP even if this goes on for many, many months....
Sucks to be liberal...
Hugs & Kisses!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Conservatives never have trouble with toilet paper shortages because they are chronically constipated.

Oregon projection is now 551 deaths as of April 1

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