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I am not at all thrilled when you try to leave comments on my blog posts in order, I assume, to get a better search engine ranking when your spammy URL is included with the comment.
But if you're going to pretend to be leaving a cogent observation about one of my posts, I really wish you'd put some effort into it. How about at least taking a quick glance at what I wrote, and attempt to say something vaguely relevant to it?
And isn't there anybody your Spam Bosses can hire who speaks passable English?
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Hey, spambots, some of which of you may even be quasi-human, I do appreciate the fawning compliments. Not enough to publish the spam, of course, but on some extremely minimal level.
If I ever suffer a debilitating mental illness marked by a complete loss of self-esteem, its good to know that I've got some spam supporters out there who are unfailingly positive about my blog posts.
Your names, though, make it tough for me to picture you as potential friends.
So here's another tip: if you expect a blogger to believe that a spam comment is coming from a real person, don't use names like "omega juicers" or "actual new car price" or "singapore residential property."
Lastly, I have never, ever, published an obvious spam comment on my blogs. I moderate every comment. So if there's some Spam Central HQ out there, do yourself a favor and take my blogs off of your attempted spam list.
You're wasting your time, and you're wasting some of mine. Though I do get a tiny bit of amusement from your pathetic efforts.