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August 30, 2013


I saw a cartoon about 10-12 years ago, or so, when the tattoo/piercing thing had been popular for a few years. It showed these chicks going by all these heavily pierced and tattooed dudes. The girls were all ho mum, been there, done that.

Then they got to this guy who was heavily tattooed and pierced like a pin cushion but they were all turned on by him because he also had his arms and legs removed. Now THAT was way cool and the chicks were begging the quadriplegic to "do it to them now".

I just wonder where this twerking will lead to next. Someone will have to top Miley to get attention for being cutting edge. Since twerking is basically simulated fucking I imagine the simulations will become even more graphic. Perhaps vigorous full contact dry humping while wearing transparent plastic underwear will be the next great thing that youth will have to aspire and look up to. It will be a great day, don't you think?

Twerking is just another reason that I am so glad that I am mortal.

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