Oh, yeah. I'm almost a Bollywood star.
Defining almost to mean...
Someone who caused Shahid Kapoor, a Bollywood star, to become a vegetarian. Since what Kapoor eats is what makes him up, and I changed what he eats, ergo: I'm almost a Bollywood star.
(If you don't think too much about the logic of that last sentence.)
Here's my bro, Shahid, looking cool and doing his dance thing. We vegetarians have got it going on, for sure.