My wife and I get a lot of emails from conservatives and other right-minded folks who want to alert us to threats against America.
It's amazing what we've learned from these messages. I had no idea how far along Obama, Congressional Democrats, and other progressives are in their plans to destroy the United States.
Did you know that the health care reform bill allows Obama to form a private army? Oh, its true. It must be, because I heard about this through the Internet.
Well, we're grateful for these alerts. Now we want to do our part to keep America strong by passing along some IMPORTANT INFORMATION that we've become privy to.
Be sure to share this blog post with your friends, family, co-workers, complete strangers, everybody in your address book, anybody you've ever communicated with since elementary school, all of your Facebook friends, the people in line with you at the grocery store checkout counter, and anyone else you can think of.
Also, all of the people you can't think of. That's how CRUCIAL IT IS to get out this IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
Which is: Everybody who flies an American flag is a terrorist. Also, anybody who wears an American flag lapel pin.
Watch out for these people.
Once your eyes are open, you'll see the terrorists everywhere, hiding in plain sight. It's so obvious, now that their secret has been revealed -- the more patriotic they appear outwardly, the easier it is for them to hatch their terror plans without anybody suspecting.
UNTIL NOW. Thanks to the IMPORTANT INFORMATION we're sharing here.
You might be wondering, "What proof is there that people with American flags are terrorists?" Don't! Don't wonder! DO NOT fall into their trap! This is what THEY WANT -- uncertainty, thinking, skepticism, fact-checking.
If you want certainty, here's what you can be certain about: Almost certainly, if you look closely into the lives of people who brandish American flags, you won't find ANY evidence that they are terrorists.
That's HOW GOOD they are. That's HOW DEEP they've infiltrated themselves into the fabric of our society. They appear EXACTLY like us actual patriotic Americans. Except, they've gone overboard, a FATAL MISTAKE.
During their terrorist training they were instructed to fly American flags at their homes and businesses, and to wear lapel pins with the Stars and Stripes. So this is how we can IDENTIFY THEM!!!
I can't emphasize too much how important it is to TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY. There's an enemy within, masquerading as normal patriotic citizens. They have an astounding number of tricks that they employ to keep their terrorist nature secret. Flying the American flag is just the tip of an iceberg.
If our campaign to SAVE AMERICA takes off, thanks to YOUR HELP in sharing this blog post with everybody in the country, we can expect that the terrorists will fire up a disinformation campaign.
So if your faith in the TRUTH OF THIS MESSAGE ever falters, and you decide to check out Snopes, FactCheck, PolitiFact, or some other tool of those seeking to undermine the American way of life -- DON"T BELIEVE WHAT YOU FIND THERE.
People with American flags are terrorists. That's all you need to know. The truth is simple. Pass it on.
That's exactly why I would never wear an American Flag lapel pin or display an American Flag. The terrorists might get the idea that I sympathize with their agenda. (sic)
Posted by: Willie R | August 05, 2011 at 07:41 AM
Oh shit! Not only am I a Democrat but now I'm also a terrorist.
Posted by: Lou Soleno | August 05, 2011 at 08:19 AM
Damn, I'm Busted !
Brian, don't rat me out...just look the other way when you drive by my house !
Posted by: Wayne White | August 05, 2011 at 08:49 AM
Wayne, I knew it!
Now it makes sense, all those dynamite trucks have been parked at your place, and those wildly crazy chants in some foreign language I hear in the middle of the night coming from your house.
Don't worry. Remain undercover and you should be all right. Your cell will support you. I've counted at least a dozen other habitual flag flyers in our immediate area.
Posted by: Blogger Brian | August 05, 2011 at 08:59 AM
Seriously, my thanks to you and Laurel for all the work you have done on behalf of the Neighbors...I greatly appreciate it.
Posted by: Wayne White | August 07, 2011 at 08:27 AM
Wayne, seriously... we appreciate your appreciation. Our neighborhood's fight against the well-threatening subdivision was tough and expensive, but one positive aspect was that it brought people together.
We've enjoyed getting to know a lot more of our neighbors, including you. It makes me feel good to think that you've still got a beautiful view across the street, rather than was planned. And, no, I don't believe you're a terrorist. (I'm pretty sure.)
People can disagree about politics and agree about so much else. We're all people, much more than we're conservatives or liberals, R's or D's.
Posted by: Blogger Brian | August 07, 2011 at 08:53 AM