My wife and I get a lot of emails from conservatives and other right-minded folks who want to alert us to threats against America.
It's amazing what we've learned from these messages. I had no idea how far along Obama, Congressional Democrats, and other progressives are in their plans to destroy the United States.
Did you know that the health care reform bill allows Obama to form a private army? Oh, its true. It must be, because I heard about this through the Internet.
Well, we're grateful for these alerts. Now we want to do our part to keep America strong by passing along some IMPORTANT INFORMATION that we've become privy to.
Be sure to share this blog post with your friends, family, co-workers, complete strangers, everybody in your address book, anybody you've ever communicated with since elementary school, all of your Facebook friends, the people in line with you at the grocery store checkout counter, and anyone else you can think of.
Also, all of the people you can't think of. That's how CRUCIAL IT IS to get out this IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
Which is: Everybody who flies an American flag is a terrorist. Also, anybody who wears an American flag lapel pin.
Watch out for these people.
Once your eyes are open, you'll see the terrorists everywhere, hiding in plain sight. It's so obvious, now that their secret has been revealed -- the more patriotic they appear outwardly, the easier it is for them to hatch their terror plans without anybody suspecting.
UNTIL NOW. Thanks to the IMPORTANT INFORMATION we're sharing here.
You might be wondering, "What proof is there that people with American flags are terrorists?" Don't! Don't wonder! DO NOT fall into their trap! This is what THEY WANT -- uncertainty, thinking, skepticism, fact-checking.
If you want certainty, here's what you can be certain about: Almost certainly, if you look closely into the lives of people who brandish American flags, you won't find ANY evidence that they are terrorists.
That's HOW GOOD they are. That's HOW DEEP they've infiltrated themselves into the fabric of our society. They appear EXACTLY like us actual patriotic Americans. Except, they've gone overboard, a FATAL MISTAKE.
During their terrorist training they were instructed to fly American flags at their homes and businesses, and to wear lapel pins with the Stars and Stripes. So this is how we can IDENTIFY THEM!!!
I can't emphasize too much how important it is to TAKE THIS MESSAGE SERIOUSLY. There's an enemy within, masquerading as normal patriotic citizens. They have an astounding number of tricks that they employ to keep their terrorist nature secret. Flying the American flag is just the tip of an iceberg.
If our campaign to SAVE AMERICA takes off, thanks to YOUR HELP in sharing this blog post with everybody in the country, we can expect that the terrorists will fire up a disinformation campaign.
So if your faith in the TRUTH OF THIS MESSAGE ever falters, and you decide to check out Snopes, FactCheck, PolitiFact, or some other tool of those seeking to undermine the American way of life -- DON"T BELIEVE WHAT YOU FIND THERE.
People with American flags are terrorists. That's all you need to know. The truth is simple. Pass it on.