Saturday night, around nine pm, a mysterious loud boom was heard in the Portland area. Laurel and I happened to be at a friend’s condo in Sellwood at the time. All five of us in the room were startled by the sound.
The condo owner, Mark, went out on the patio and listened for more booms. I thought it might be an earthquake. So did Laurel. But Channel 2 news says the boom wasn’t caused by an earthquake. Or Mount St. Helens. Or, likely, thunder.
The KATU story theorizes that a meteor or military jet was the most probable cause of the boom, which was heard from the coast to the Cascades. Maybe. But…
I’m suspicious that, according to Google News, so far the Channel 2 story has been the only media report about the boom. And nothing is showing up on a Google Blog search either. I think I know what’s going on. I’ve seen this sort of thing before: right here.
Hello. Brian to Oregon: Is there anyone out there who hasn’t yet been taken over by the alien mothership that landed Saturday night and has managed to erase from almost all Oregonians any memory of the moment when The World Changed Forever?
I am still myself. At least, I think I am. Not sure about my wife and dog. But they’ve always looked strange to me. Especially the dog. If you remember the boom and are still fully human, please leave a comment so I can know I am not alone. Of course, I’ll need some proof that you are not one of Them.
I will remain at my blog post for as long as I can. My wife just got home and asked if I wanted her to bring me a snack. “Sure,” I said. But this could be a ruse. Just took a bite of celery. Tasted normal. But that’s exactly how they’d want the changeover to look. Normal.
Everything is starting to make sense now. For years an advance guard has been paving the way for the mothership. He’s never looked or acted like a normal Homo sapiens. Something has seemed strangely off with him. Now I know why.
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