I can’t believe it. Who would have guessed? Paris and Paris are no more. Their engagement is off.
It will be tough, but somehow I’ll find a way to fill the hole that today’s CNN story left in me. I’d become attached to the marvelous symmetrical beauty of it all: Paris and Paris, blonde and blonde, filthy rich heir and filthy rich heiress.
Now we’ll never know what it would have been like for their child to introduce his or her parents: “This is my mom, Paris. And this is my dad, Paris.” Plus, there’s a good chance they would have called their offspring “Paris.”
I guess you can’t count on anything anymore. The center just doesn’t hold. Why, I even heard from a reliable source that George Bush is drinking again.
In case you’re a gambler, the betting line is 40 to 1 that he’ll check into a rehab program. I’d say the odds are quite a bit better that Paris and Paris will get back together again before they break up again.