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September 11, 2019

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Jim,

DT instructed Namo. LOL.

Known to hardly anybody, GSD accompanied Modi at his request to Houston.

Yes, Modi is a RSSB disciple.

Poor Kal. Like we said WE ARE THE BOSS. No Kal's fear in us. We will account our karmas with grace.

Jim,

Did you mean Arjuna as co-star?

Actually this Osho fellow doesn't need to look far. The script for episode 1 is already available. A Hindi version. All he needs to do is dig around a little bit in here or related.

Cheers

@Sevadors,........President Trump was not afraid of you in Houston trying to protect GSD’s Clone at Modi’s Third Eye! That’s what Osho should have done at Haynes!
#FraudNewsCNN
Jim Sutherland

You sure DT wasn't afraid? If yes, that's good. Thanks for confirming. He was reasonably good at body slamming in 2007. But it's 12 years since.

We might now recommend his name to GSD and get him hired as a Sevadar.

And all you guys in here show some respect to the punching Sevadar at Haynes. He is Potus material.

The Punching Sevadar
How cool
Was there once a butcher saint?

I’m gonna apply to be a chair pulling sevadar. At satsang, when a sangati goes to sit down, I pull the chair away to the sound of a penny whistle 😵

@jesse

This video at 48 mins in expresses the view that Sikhism was not set up by Nanak to be a religion.

https://youtu.be/nva2PrnEfOY

The moment a organisation springs up and a separate identity is created then the spiritual is gone and a trap is there in its place.

This is now what has happened at RSSB as well as the other Sant mat organisations

The “Radha Soami follower” now considers himself different and separate from others, but is as lost as anyone else.

Because the real question is “has he realised the ONE?” And the answer is no.

Radha swamis are not considered to be Sikhs anymore.

Create any “ism” and it’s one more trap

Gurinder has called it science of the soul to avoid another ism
He could have written “Radha soami satsang Haynes” outside Haynes

He himself is not creating it as a separate “ism” but the followers are.

Over enthusiastic sevadars like the ones I had the pleasure of meeting are part of the problem not part of the solution

@Mike
There is no official “chair pulling” seva because it’s not considered a good thing except by you.

You will just have to use your own initiative and just do it. You will then meet the magnificent seven and the punching sevadar, then it might not be as romantic as you imagined

"Radha swamis are not considered to be Sikhs anymore."

The most ridiculously ignorant statement ever in the history of RSSB!!

Not considered to be Sikhs ANYMORE. This moron doesn't know Radha swamis do not consider themselves (except already Sikh followers) nor were they all ever considered to be Sikhs!!!

Osho
Cool 😎

Osho
What I mean is
That’s the coolest thing you’ve ever written

Jim
Like your comments re the punch and osho.
I suggest we call it
The Punch & 👊sho
It would be billed like Se7en
and
Th13rteen Ghosts
I can hear the 💰 already

S Kapoor, I was referring to the “except already Sikh followers” category which you have excluded from your statement.

Mike,
Are you referring to the newly invented chair pulling seva which you are earmarked for
Or
The comment directed to Jesse

Osho
The chair pulling seva comment.
It is good to see you inject humour into your ripostes.
Keep up the good work.
Also, I really like your “God is the hero with a thousand faces” comment some time back.

"I’m gonna apply to be a chair pulling sevadar. At satsang, when a sangati goes to sit down, I pull the chair away to the sound of a penny whistle"


Our dear brother Mike,

Greetings from Sevadar Inc.

Thank you for the interest shown by you in doing Seva.

We presume you know the address where you need to send your application. In case not, it's the same that was published in here a few days back.

Currently vacancies for this particular Seva exist at Dera only - not at Satsangs though but amongst Sevadars. So pulling the chair when another sevadar is about to sit on his.

Also at Satsangs, the cue isn't the sounds of penny whistles.

Looking forward to receiving your application. Please note that for current vacancies prior experience is preferred.


Humbly yours

Sevadar Inc

Dear Sevadars Inc
Mike has declined the seva due to other commitments but I am free and available for if.

In my case you won’t need my application because
1. I am a rule breaker by nature and it’s against my religion to fill in forms
2. I am already a sevadar with previous experience, when I was a registered national speaker extraordinaire as evidenced by this video

https://youtu.be/7G7jTT8Nak8

As a sidebar I suggest that you and all sevadars listen to this satsang every day for a week before undertaking any major seva such as the National satsang.
I will be available for any questions if sevadars are u clear on any point.

3. Babaji knows me very well and I am sure he will vouch for me. I had a dream that he would so I am sure he will. But in case he doesn’t I know plenty of other gurus also who will authenticate my seva without any application process.

The chair pulling seva will be of immense benefit to the sevadars as it will create tremendous humility. It will be a rule that once you are a recipient of the chair pulling seva, you will thank the person who pulled the chair and provided the thankfulness is authentic then you immediately get to join the chair pulling team.
Note there is no “I” in team
This is not a spelling mistake
So don’t try to add an “I”

Because if you do then it will be an “I” for an “I” and a tooth for a tooth and a punch for a punch if you get my drift.

The reason there is no “I” in team is because seva is about eliminating the “I” not strengthening it
So the idea is to practise being humble
And this means stop ordering people about.
Once you become part of the chair pulling team which I will be the “head” of then your spiritual progress will increase dramatically because you will no longer be allowed to order the sangat about
In fact the sangat will be specifically asked NOT to obey you and you have to say “thank you” to them for disobeying

Once you are humble enough then you will be initiated into the secrets of THE ONE

I hope the above is all clear enough
But if not please write any questions on a postcard because I can’t be bothered to open letters.
And post to
Osho Robbins
The Dera of IKK
No 1, IKK Lane,
IKK Ville
Dusar Nahin Koi. City
IKK desh

Please allow one infinity of days for the postcard to arrive and 2x infinity for the reply because sometimes I am busy doing seva and giving talks
All the best
Punch recipient #1
And thank you to the punching sevadar
Only by your grace has this new seva position opened up

https://youtu.be/fAMEOFB01mU

It will be a requirement for every sevadar who qualifies to join my elite group of “lowly sevadars” to sing this song to Babaji in the singing session.
But with different lyrics

“How many punches must a sevadar receive, before you call him a sevadar
Yes And how many times must a sevadar fall before he drops his ahankar
The answer my friend is IKK
Provided the IKK is realised“

For anyone still on the fence about joining my
Elitist group of
Humble sevadar training

This song to inspire you to act

You get get to do it once

https://youtu.be/LGfhStYcCZk

Before the last two comments there was another one which it appears has got lost on cyber space.
I cannot repeat it but I will give write what I remember if it

DeAr sevadars inc
Mike cannot accept the chair pulling seva due to previous commitments of a more important nature
Therefore I am offering to do it instead.

I won’t bother applying because
1. I am not good at following rules and even worse at filling in forms.
2. Babaji knows me well and and I also had a dream so I assume he has authorised me
3. I have previous experience as I was a national speaker extraordinaire as evidenced by this video

https://youtu.be/7G7jTT8Nak8

So I assume I am now authorised.

So we will begin with humility training.
When I pull a chair of a sevadar as he is about to sit and he falls instead, his response has to be a deep felt “thank you” instead of anger.
If he passes, he will join my team
But remember there is no “I” in team

That doesn’t mean I can’t spell and don’t try to add an “I”
It means the purpose of joining the team is to eliminate the “I” not enhance it.

Only those who join my team will be real sevadars who want to drop the ego

The rest of the egomaniacs can still do the mainstream seva until their ego explodes.

Those who join my team will lower their ego on a daily basis until one day their ego completely vanishes into the ONE.

At that time they can retire from seva and will get a “I am nothing” achievement sticker.

"S Kapoor, I was referring to the “except already Sikh followers” category"

Oh is it. Maybe my poor English then. You see I ain't from England.

"sometimes I am busy doing seva and giving talks"

And rest of the time? Velaa is it?

Btw when do we get to read about the second assault incident at Haynes Park?

@S Kapoor
Not sure what “second assault” you are referring to.
The entire incident has now been reported.
Unless you can read the Akashik records and know something I don’t know

“Mike cannot accept the chair pulling seva due to previous commitments of a more important nature”

Yar to that.
I’m a chair pulling sevadar for the Sangatis NOT the sevadars

But I will assist you in training the sevadars to pull their own chair out from under themselves to the penny whistle sound.
After they land on their bums, they can be renamed sevadarse. That plus the Ian Nothing sticker will make the Dera the haven on earth it once was.

"I have just heard about another person who was also attacked at Haynes Park. He was asked if he has a phone or recording Device on him. He said no.
The sevadar said he wants to search him. “I have just told you I don’t have any recording device, and you have no reason to search me” he replied,

Next thing you know, a number of sevadars assaulted him and got him on the ground and searched his pockets.

Turns out he was telling the truth. No apology was given.

In my case, brainwashed idiots like SP, Mike England and Georgy Porgy could argue that Instigated the whole event, and that the sevadars illegal actions were justified, however, in this incident, it was totally instigated by the sevadars.

I am still trying to find out the full details but my information so far suggests that some of these same sevadars were involved'

Osho,

Didn't you post this in here on September 22, 2019 at 04:25 PM ?

@S Kapoor
Yes I did post that, and I have spoken to the person involved. Apparently this is quite normal, and happens fairly regularly, so Is not considered a big deal.

The incident with me was significant because the sevadar lost control and punched me, which crosses a line that should not be crossed.

I don’t have much more details as it never happened to me. I have reported mine in full detail.
Despite what some ppl on here seem to think, my only reason for going into detail was to bring the incident to the attention of the officials at RSSB. Beyond that I have no motive.
In the divine play of God which Hindus call Leela, it’s all god playing with god.
In a movie there have to be villains and heroes, otherwise you can’t make a movie. Both are needed. Only heroes doesn’t work. So In the same way the world only functions if both heroes and villains exist.
Granth sahib I believe p 192 if I remember correctly, says

Kaisi andar paap pun dhui Bhai
Dhauii mil ke srisht apaai

In the body are two brothers
Sin and virtue

Dhovai mast jai ikat ghar avai

Kill both and enter the house of the ONE

Osho I’m curious to know where would you place yourself?villain or hero?

A mild punch is crossing a line which must not be crossed and so significant

but

number of sevadars assault this other guy and get him on the ground is routine and so not a big deal

Villian or Hero?? NA. YOU ARE A JOKE OSHO!!!!

Recording when not allowed
That part of the movie I am playing the villain

Later, the sevadars are the villains and I am the hero.

S Kapoor is playing the part of the joker

S Kapoor
You have no idea what goes on
You have no experience of any of this
So you are the joker
Because you think you know

Those who know - they know

Those who don’t know - but think they know - they are deluded idiots

Those who don’t know and know they don’t know are ready to know

S Kapoor
You have no idea what goes on
You have no experience of any of this
So you are the joker
Because you think you know

Posted by: Osho Robbins | October 01, 2019 at 01:24 PM

Osho,

Joke: a ridiculous individual. Somebody who people laugh at. YOU

Joker: someone who makes people laugh. Of course one of the all time greatest and menacing villain as well. ME

But a nitwit like you still won't understand.

Those who know - they know

Those who don’t know - but think they know - they are deluded idiots

Those who don’t know and know they don’t know are ready to know

Posted by: Osho Robbins | October 01, 2019 at 07:31 PM

And there are those who don't know and will never know a.k.a. Osho Robbins

Dear Sevadars Inc
Mike has declined the seva due to other commitments but I am free and available for if.

In my case you won’t need my application because
1. I am a rule breaker by nature and it’s against my religion to fill in forms
2. I am already a sevadar with previous experience, when I was a registered national speaker extraordinaire as evidenced by this video

https://youtu.be/7G7jTT8Nak8

As a sidebar I suggest that you and all sevadars listen to this satsang every day for a week before undertaking any major seva such as the National satsang.
I will be available for any questions if sevadars are u clear on any point.

3. Babaji knows me very well and I am sure he will vouch for me. I had a dream that he would so I am sure he will. But in case he doesn’t I know plenty of other gurus also who will authenticate my seva without any application process.

The chair pulling seva will be of immense benefit to the sevadars as it will create tremendous humility. It will be a rule that once you are a recipient of the chair pulling seva, you will thank the person who pulled the chair and provided the thankfulness is authentic then you immediately get to join the chair pulling team.
Note there is no “I” in team
This is not a spelling mistake
So don’t try to add an “I”

Because if you do then it will be an “I” for an “I” and a tooth for a tooth and a punch for a punch if you get my drift.

The reason there is no “I” in team is because seva is about eliminating the “I” not strengthening it
So the idea is to practise being humble
And this means stop ordering people about.
Once you become part of the chair pulling team which I will be the “head” of then your spiritual progress will increase dramatically because you will no longer be allowed to order the sangat about
In fact the sangat will be specifically asked NOT to obey you and you have to say “thank you” to them for disobeying

Once you are humble enough then you will be initiated into the secrets of THE ONE

Posted by: Osho Robbins | September 29, 2019 at 12:10 AM

Dear Brother Osho,

There is no place for discards and morons like you.

And don't you know Sevadars Inc holds GSD by his [email protected]##$. So knowing GSD or his vouching isn't even worth dog shit. Gosh family generations following RSSB and you don't even know this bit.

Go have a sixsome (to begin with) with and from amongst your plenty other Gurus.

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