Thanks to Ariana Grande, I now believe God is a woman

Hey, I've become a believer. In God. Who is a woman.

The lyrics explain this profound theology:

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman

I don't wanna waste no time, yeah
You ain't got a one-track mind, yeah
Have it any way you like, yeah
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it
Ain't nobody else can relate
Boy, I like that you ain't afraid
Baby, lay me down and let's pray
I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it

(Yeah)
And I can be all the things you told me not to be
(Yeah)
When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing
(Yeah)
And he see the universe when I'm in company
It's all in me

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman

I'll tell you all the things you should know
So, baby, take my hand, save your soul
We can make it last, take it slow, hmm
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it, yeah
But you different from the rest
And boy, if you confess, you might get blessed
See if you deserve what comes next
I'm tellin' you the way I like it, how I want it

(Yeah)
And I can be all the things you tell me not to be
(Yeah)
When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing
(Yeah)
And he see the universe when I'm in company
It's all in me

You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you
My one, when all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can't fight
My one, it lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman, yeah, yeah

(God is a woman)
Yeah, yeah
(God is a woman, yeah)
My one
(One)
When all is said and done
You'll believe God is a woman
You'll believe God
(God is a woman)
Oh, yeah
(God is a woman, yeah)
(One)
It lingers when we're done
You'll believe God is a woman

Comments

[Arjuna]

@ Brian - If only lol

[Jesse]

Put a turban on this chick and parade her around a stadium on a golf cart. I want that darshan.

[Arjuna]

@ Brian - thought you didn’t believe in God??????????????

[Brian Hines]

Arjuna, the Ariana Grande video convinced me that God is a good looking woman. The evidence is right there on You Tube.

[Arjuna]

@ Brian - I could agree more lol. This is hilarious- you do have a fun sense of humour too. Fantastic 😊

[777]

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At last , . . . You get it . . of Course She is

Perhaps it made you so happy
that you can
place my 2 latest deleted posts

Then Ariana will certainly forgive you

777

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[Brian Hines]

777, your comment went in the spam folder, probably because you don't make any sense. Stop lying about me deleting your comments. I check the spam folder when I have time. Be patient. And like I've noted before, you need to make sense in your comments, not just recite religious dogma, or your comments may indeed be deleted.

[777]

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We thank You so much <3

It was specially for our Muslim Brothers
and for our beautiful Muslim Sisters
I sense you see the connection

777

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