Merry churchless Christmas. Here's our non-Christmas Letter.

December 23, 2014

Merry churchless Christmas. Here's our non-Christmas Letter.

Through my religious-believing and atheistic days alike, I've always composed a Christmas letter to send with our cards.

Well, my wife and I actually call it our Holiday Letter, since in many years I don't get around to writing it until after Christmas. So as long as it gets sent out before New Year's Day, hey, it qualifies as a holiday letter.

Yesterday I explained on my other blog why we don't have a 2014 Christmas/Holiday letter. Naturally it took quite a few words to do this, being as verbose as I am.

Here's a PDF file of my non-Christmas letter.
Download 2014 non-Christmas Letter PDF

I do mention Jesus once. Just not in any sort of Christian way.

If you're into ironic humorous Christmas letters -- and I hope that you are -- check out my 2012 blog post, "My favorite dark, twisted (and funny!) Christmas letter." It came from an old friend of my wife's. Brilliant!

Lastly, if you get really bored over the holidays, or the drugs/alcohol you imbibe to get through this time of year put you in a certain bizarre mood, my Collected Christmas Letters (1995-2014) await your reading.

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