Aside from the ending, I'm pleased to report that there is little possibility you'll feel spiritually (or otherwise) uplifted by this year's Christmas Letter.
Which, per usual, my wife and I call a "Holiday Letter" to cover our procrastinating butts when the people we mail it to get the letter and card after Christmas.
Yes, our Holiday Letter actually starts as paper. Ah, so deliciously archaic. Here's the PDF version:
Download 2013 Christmas Letter PDF
For those who like dark and twisted Christmas letters, here's a gift from my other blog,