Big news: I've embraced religion again!

I figured that today would be an auspicious time to make a momentous announcement: by the grace of God, I've realized that my churchlessness has been a dreadful mistake -- the result of egotistical delusion.

So I've decided to simultaneously embrace evangelical Christianity and return to the Sant Mat fold. May my heretical sins and karmas be forgiven by Jesus and the Guru, who I hope will get along as my co-spiritual guides, notwithstanding their doctrinal differences.

In an astounding calendarical synchronicity, today Google also announced an amazing development. We are on the same enlightened wavelength, mine religious, Google's being artificial intelligentish.

So cute! Almost as adorable as Jesus!

Comments

[The Rambling Taoist]

Brian,
I figured that today would be an auspicious time for me to make a momentous announcement too: I am God. It's great to have you back in my fold. :)

[Bob]

Hey Brian,

Who's your shrink? They must be pretty good to keep you sane on your new path as a Jesangi!

[Brian]

I'm married to a (retired) psychotherapist. So I guess I've got Laurel to thank for keeping me, barely, on the sane side of the crazy divide.

[zenjen]

Poor Cadie, obviously realized she was female when, as a newborn entity, was given the task to not only find the answer to all life’s mysteries she also has to answer all the guys’ emails, write their papers and fix their spreadsheets etc … good AFD message :)

[Robert]

Nice try.