I don't know what this says about me, but I've just spent quite a bit of time burrowing through the Blondie comic strip archive looking for the hottest images of her.
She may have had breast implants, given her otherwise svelte shape, but who cares? And I'd prefer that she wear high heels around the house, but her tight skirts help make up for that fantasy lack.
I figured that if I Googled "Blondie comic hottie" I'd find lots of other guys who shared my passion for a comic strip character. Disturbingly, I didn't.
This told me that either I'm more atypically deranged than I thought, or I need to take the lead in showing my fellow Blondie-lusters that it's OK to come out of the closet.
Being an exhibitionist blogger (is there any other kind?), naturally I liked the second option.
One guy, at least, is in my corner. He wants to see Blondie naked.
"Rereading some old Blondie cartoons I remember how I was deeply in love with her for years. And how I at some point in my teenage years wanted to see her naked.
Still do I think. Although her neighbor, the brunette, is sexier. I wanna see both of them naked. Now!"
I agree with him, though, about the Blondie naked part.
It's doubtful that we'll ever see this in the newspaper. However, I managed to find someone who's gone part way toward fulfilling that guy's wish. Here's his before and after images.
He doesn't deserve such a fine woman. He spends a lot of his at-home time napping, watching TV, taking baths, and scheming about how to get out and play golf.
I don't know what Blondie sees in him, but she can give Dagwood some good loving.
[Update: Dagwood, I apologize. I'd forgotten, or maybe never knew, that you were the son of a billionaire tycoon who gave up his inheritance to marry Blondie against your father's wishes. That's beautiful.]
Well, I suppose there are worse things for a 60 year old man to do than ogle a comic strip character.