Kola Boof claims that she was Osama Bin Laden’s mistress in the mid-1990s. In her book Boof reveals juicy details about Bin Laden’s sexual and cultural predilections.
From a Harper's excerpt I learned that Boof’s Al Qaeda boy toy made her dance naked to Van Halen; he didn’t know the difference between being vicious and being tender (shock!); he enjoyed hitting the hookah before sex; his favorite TV shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, and MacGyver; and he adored Whitney Houston so much, he wanted to give her a mansion in Khartoum.
I believe it all. Sure, there are skeptics who doubt her story just because of minor details like the fact that she claims she performed sex acts on a group that included Bin Laden and several of his lieutenants, some of whom were dead or in prison at the time.
Like I said, details, details.
Rather, Boof explains, “"I am topless to honor my mothers and grandmothers, my own African womenfolk who were always bare breasted in the sun and who gave birth to this whole world.”
I definitely can get behind her religion (in front of it too). She writes:
They [her relatives] were naked because it pleases God…and I do believe that it's an abomination against God for any woman's breasts to be covered. So I have it written in my book contracts that I must appear topless on the back covers of my books. I also do it because it's not Christian and it's not Islamic. I truly want to plant a seed in favor of women creating their own institution of religion, because that's all religions are-institutions.
Ms. Boof, if you start up a religion where all the women are topless in church, sign me up as the first male convert. I’ll be happy to hold the collection plate as the worshippers pass by. With my eyes humbly cast downward, of course.